Jinsi nilivyogundua kuwa nina kipaji leo
LEO NIMEPITA MTAA FULANI NIKAKIMBIZWA NA MBWA, NDIO NIKAJUA NINA KIPAJI KINAPOTEA TUโฆโฆโฆ
SIO CHA KUKIMBIA, NI KUPIGA KELELE๐๐๐๐๐๐
LEO NIMEPITA MTAA FULANI NIKAKIMBIZWA NA MBWA, NDIO NIKAJUA NINA KIPAJI KINAPOTEA TUโฆโฆโฆ
SIO CHA KUKIMBIA, NI KUPIGA KELELE๐๐๐๐๐๐
Leo kuna mdogo wangu nimemtumia meseji nimemuomba aniazime chaja yake ya simu. Akanijibuย 21002ย Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya. Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU ๐๐mtatuua na lugha zenu๐
POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU ‘yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.(ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u pot-cry me through ze window.(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4 I cut u a millet.(sasa lala chini kisha nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) Chezea lugha wewe..!!!
Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuniโฆunaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuniโฆ๐๐๐๐
*Mchaga mmoja kamtoa mke wake out.*
*mchaga* : _chips yai bei gani?_
*mhudumu*: _elfu 2_
*mchaga* : _zina kachumbari?_
*mhudumu*: _ndio!_
*mchaga*: _kachumbari mnauzaje?_
*mhudumu*: _kachumbari ni bure._
*mchaga*: _ok basi naomba kachumbari sahani mbili, chips ziache tuuu_.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ _SIPENDI UJINGA MIMI_๐ฅ
MDADA: Baby nikwambie kitu
MKAKA: Yeah Baby Uko huru nambie
MDADA: nilikua naomba hela babyโบ
MKAKA: WW nae kwa kupenda hela jana tu nmekupa hela Leo unaomba ya nn ๐
MDADA: hapana๐ Bby sio hivyo nlikua nataka nikashuhudie tetemeko la ardhi BUKOBA nasikia huko linaonekana vizur .
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Wanawake kumbukeni sio vizuri
Mchumba wangu amenialika kwao nikawaone wazazi wake lakini akaniambia nisiende mikono mitupuโฆ
Nikaamua kuvaa glovesโฆ
Sipendagi aibu ndogo ndogo ukweni.๐๐๐
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