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Kwa nini vitu vunavyoanza na “K” ni vitamu sana?

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Zuzu kaniuliza, “Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana.”
Nikashtuka, “Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!”

Zuzu akatabasamu. Akaendelea kuongea kabla sijafanikiwa kumzuia. “Kweli kabisa anko. Vitu vinavyoanza na K ni vitamu sana kwa mfano kuku, kalimati, keki, kabab, katleti, kashata, kisheti na karoti.”
Nikashusha pumzi. “Ahaa! Kumbe ndo hivyo, ni kweli!”

Zuzu akanitupia swali. “Kwani we anko ulidhani nini?”

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Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, “Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?” Kijana akajibu “NO,” Mtalii akamwambia “nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u’ll die with your illiteracy!” baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii “Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho “No” kijana akamwambia “You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani

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Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
Mke; leo mama alinikataza nictoke nyumbani usiku nijisomee ! Babu hoii…

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Eti wanadamu walikuja vipi duniani

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Mtoto wa miaka sita alimuuliza babake:
MTOTO: Baa, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
BABA: Mungu alimuumba Nabii Adam na Hawa.
Kisha wao wakaanza kuzaa watoto na watoto
wakazaa mpaka tukazaliwa sisi. (Mtoto hakuridhika
akamfuta mamake)
MTOTO: Mma, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
MAMA: Wanasayansi wamesema sisi tulitokana na
manyani baadae tukawa binadamu. (Mtoto akarudi
kwa baba)
MTOTO: Baa mbona mama ansema sisi tulikuwa
manyani mwanzo?Au wanidanganya?
BABA: Mwanangu, mimi nimekuelezea kuhusu ukoo
wetu. Mamako amekuelezea kuhusu ukoo wao😂😂🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼

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Mambao ya saluni ni shida, cheki kilichotokea kwa huyu

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DADA alienda Salon wakati anasukwa akaingia
MKAKA mtanashati,
DADA akaamua kujaribu bahati yake.
DADA:Mambo? KAKA:Poa.
DADA:Mimi na wewe tunaweza kuongea baade?
KAKA:Kuhusu nini?
DADA:Nimekupenda nataka nikutoe out.
KAKA:Sawa ila nitamwambia nini
MKE wangu?
DADA:Aah ilo sio tatizo mdanganye tu,mwambie unakwenda kumtembelea rafiki yako hospitalini.
KAKA:Mwambie mwenyewe huyo hapo anayekusuka.

 

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