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Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya

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NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….

NAKUA kaingia ndani kamkuta mkewe kalala kitandani kajifunika shuka gubigubi hadi kichwani. Kaenda kwenye kabati kufungua mlango , akamkuta rafiki yake wa miaka mingi yuko uchi ndani ya kabati
NAKUA: Aise unajua we fala sana, we rafiki yangu miaka yote hiyo halafu unamtisha mwanangu eti wewe jini, hebu toka huko nenda kwenu kacheze michezo hiyo na mwanao.

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Kapresha kakiamua kuja kanakujaga tuu, cheki kilichompata huyu mme wa mtu mpenda michepuko

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Kimchepuko chako kinakuandikia meseji kama hii…

…Samahani baby kama unavyojua nimeokoka ,nimetubu kanisani lakini nabii kaniambia niwaombe msamaha wote niliowakosea.

Nimemkosea sana mkeo kwa kumwibia mumewe na nimepanga kuja kumwomba msamaha kesho ntakuja na nabii na Mchumba wangu mpya nilie mpata kanisani.

Samahani kwa usumbufu uliojitokeza lakini hilo ni kwa ajili ya utukufu wa bwana!!!

Wako Manka wa Magorofani😅😅

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Alichojibu dalali baada ya kufumwa na mke wa mtu ndani ya nyumba ya kupanga

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Dalali aliwatafutia jamaa chumba Buguruni karibu na reli, nyumba nzuri sana. Jamaa na mkewe wakahamia kwa furaha, lakini furaha yao iliisha walipokuja gudundua nyumba ile iko karibu mno na reli treni ikipita mpaka kitanda kinacheza.

Siku hiyo dalali akapita mke akamwita na kumwambia tatizo wakati treni inapita, wakaanza kubishana, yule mama akamwambia dalali kwa kuwa kuna treni itapita sasa hivi… njoo ndani uone mwenyewe.

Bahati mbaya wakiwa wamejilaza kitandani ili dalali aone adhabu wanayopata, Mzee mwenye mali alirudi ghafla, akauliza,

‘Nyie mnafanya nini hapa?’

Masikini dalali kwa woga mkubwa akajibu’ Tunangoja treni’

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Wadada acheni hizo

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Mfalme Sulemani alikuwa na wake 700 na alichepuka(cheated)na vimada 300 . Mpenzi wako/Mume wako unamfumania na kimada mmoja tu ugomvi na amani imapotea ndani ya nyumba,unasimulia kuanzia padri,mchungaji,ukoo wako mzima,mashoga, stress,vidonda vya tumbo,inapelekea mpaka unaokoka,eti kisa kamuonjesha mmoja☝ sasa akionjesha 700 si utakutwa Mirembe�

Wadada acheni HIZO
😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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Eti wanadamu walikuja vipi duniani

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Mtoto wa miaka sita alimuuliza babake:
MTOTO: Baa, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
BABA: Mungu alimuumba Nabii Adam na Hawa.
Kisha wao wakaanza kuzaa watoto na watoto
wakazaa mpaka tukazaliwa sisi. (Mtoto hakuridhika
akamfuta mamake)
MTOTO: Mma, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
MAMA: Wanasayansi wamesema sisi tulitokana na
manyani baadae tukawa binadamu. (Mtoto akarudi
kwa baba)
MTOTO: Baa mbona mama ansema sisi tulikuwa
manyani mwanzo?Au wanidanganya?
BABA: Mwanangu, mimi nimekuelezea kuhusu ukoo
wetu. Mamako amekuelezea kuhusu ukoo wao😂😂🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼

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