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MVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA.
Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake huku
akiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya,
Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondka
mkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kama
kawaida
Hawara 1;nakupenda
Mke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka Kabla
Mume wngu hajarudi.
Hawara 1;oke!
Basi picha likaanza wakati wanaendelea mara
mlango ukagongwa, akamwambia hawara mume
wangu huyo jifiche darini jamaa akafanya,, mke
wa mvuvi akaelekea mlangon kumbe alikua
hawara 2.
mke wa mvuvi; aaahaa kumbe ni wewe nilijua
mume wangu bas njo haraka kabla mume wangu
hajarudi..
picha likaendelea huku wa darini akiona vyote,
mlangon kukagongwa
mke wa mvuvi; mume wangu hyo jifiche uvungun
jamaa akafanya kisha mke akajikoki kumpokea
mumewe,
mke wa mvvi; oooh! mume wngu pole umechoka
eeh leo umepata samaki mkubwa nashukuru sana
tulikua hatuna mboga
mvuvi;usinishukuru mimi mshukuru aliye juu.
hawara 1; sipo mwenyewe mwingine yupo
uvunguni…

Activity	Nature	Description
Research Consultancy	Offline	Research Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Offline	M&E Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Pending	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Advertising and marketing	Online	Ads Displaying and Guest posts

Activity	Status	Started	Ended	Remarks
AckySHINE App development	Active	January 2021	Ongoing	Create Mobile application for AckySHINE
Full redesigning	Active	November 2020	Ongoing	Move to another platform. Other URLs will change
Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Change from content publisher web to service provider	Active	June 2018	Ongoing	Change from blog to service provider website.
English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	January 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Advertising and marketing	Active	March 2015	Ongoing	Ads Displaying and Guest posts
Website creation	Completed	January 2015	January 2015	This website was created on 7 Jan 2015, 18:41.

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