*Mchaga mmoja kamtoa mke wake out.*
*mchaga* : _chips yai bei gani?_
*mhudumu*: _elfu 2_
*mchaga* : _zina kachumbari?_
*mhudumu*: _ndio!_
*mchaga*: _kachumbari mnauzaje?_
*mhudumu*: _kachumbari ni bure._
*mchaga*: _ok basi naomba kachumbari sahani mbili, chips ziache tuuu_.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 _SIPENDI UJINGA MIMI_💥
Mary… Hallow mpenzii
Lily…. Niambie my dear
Mary..Pouwaa za siku jamani
Lily…Nzuri rafiki Yangu wa damu
Mary…Jioni nakuja kwako tule Na
kunywa japo wine wanguu
Lily…Nakusubiri kwa hamuu
mpenziiii
Lily…Huyu mchawi wa kike Leo
anataka kuja kwangu wala hanikuti.
Mary..Hahahahaaaa Uwiiiiiiiiii huyu
kahaba eti nakusubir Kwa hamuu
nani aende!!!
John…Niaje we mbwaa
Sam…Pouwa kichaa wanguu
John..Upo wap mpumbavu wewe
Sam…Niko hom, we fala Uko wap?
John..Baadae nakuibukia jambaz
langu tukale bata
Sawa… Pouwaa we ms**nge
nakusubiri
John…Dah baadae nikakae na
mwanangu Sam sijamuona long
time
Sam…John bwana akiwa Na pesa
lazima anitafute mwanaeee.
Baadhi ya Wasichana
hujifanya wanapendana Kwa
maneno lkn ni Kwa nje tu!! lkn
WANACHUKIANA
WAVULANA unaweza Kudhani
hawapendani Kwa Maneno lkn
WANAPENDANA..
Mpe TANO mchizi wako kudumisha upendo wetu wavulana…
High 👊👊👊👊👊 boys
hiyo apo
Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…
Zuzu: Funga mlango na madirisha kwanza (akafunga)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe sasa!..
Zuzu: Zima taa kwanza (akazima)
Anna: Mhm…nionyeshe sasa!
Zuzu: Haya njoo hapa kitandani…
Anna: Ok, nionyeshe!
Zuzu: Ona nimenunua saa ambayo inawaka yenyewe gizani… Acha mawazo mabaya ww???
MTOTO: Hivi Baba wewe umezaliwa wapi?????
BABA: Mbeya
MTOTO: Mama nae kazaliwa wapi????
BABA: Tanga
MTOTO: Mimi jee?????
BABA: Dar
MTOTO: Sasa tulikutanaje????
😂😂 hapo wee kama baba ungemjibuje mwanao😳😳😳
Muda wa kwenda nyumbani ulikuwa umefika, mwalimu
akasema: yeyote atakaye jibu swali langu lolote kwa usahìhi ataondoka asiye jibu atabaki.
Dogo mmoja akatupa begi nje ya dirisha.
Mwalimu akauliza nani katupa ilo begi nje?
Dogo akajibu fasta mimi. Akafungua mlango akaenda kwao.
neno moja kwa dogo
Mngojwa: daktari Nina tatizo la kusahausahau kila dakika.
Daktari: hilo tatizo lilianza lini?
Mngojwa:tatizo lipi?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy:- baby ivi nikifa utakuja msibani?
Girl:-ntakuja ukinitumia nauli.
Hapo ndo unagundua kuwa sio kila omba omba yuko barabarani.
🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤔
Siku hizi kudekezwa na kupetiwa petiwa tunawaachia matajiri
Hakuna mwanamke yupo tayar kulalia kifua cha maskini ambacho moyo unadunda
Deni,, Deni,Deni, Deni .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚶🏽♂
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