Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA DUH TAMAA MBAYA
Muokota makopo katika uokotaji wake wa makopo akaona chupa ambayo ndani kuna ki2, alipoifungua likatoka jitu la ajabu. Huku akitetemeka lile jitu likamwambia kijana asante sana kwa kuniokoa omba vi2 viwili sasa hivi. Kijana kwa hofu akaomba pesa za kumiliki magari na majumba ya kifahari. Ghafla fuko la hela na pete ya bahati vikadondoka. Akaambiwa ombi la pili,akasema nibadilishe niwe kivutio ili nipendwe sana nakina dada Hapohapo akageuzwa akawa chipsi yai.!!😂🤣🤣🤣
Kuna mtoto wa jirani ananibore sana kila nkimtuma kitu dukani lazima aonje,
Jana nlimtuma sukari akala yote..
Sahii nmemtuma superglue haongei Sipendi ujinga mimi
😡😡😡😡😡😡
Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, “Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?”
Yule mtu akajibu, “Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!”
Jamaa, “Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!”
Malaika, “Inawezekana lakini siwezi kukurudisha kama mtu labda urudi kama mbwa ama kuku.”
Jamaa akakumbuka mbwa wanavyopata taabu ya kulinda, akaonelea arudi kama kuku.
Malaika akamgeuza kuku, akamwambia ajifunze kutaga kabla hajapelekwa duniani.
Akachuchumaa na kuanza kujikamua; yai la kwanza likatoka. akajikamua tena, yai la pili likatoka. Akajikamua tena mara ya tatu.
Wakati yai la tatu linatoka… akashtukia amepigwa konde ikifuatwa na sauti ya hasira ya mkewe, “Pumbav*! Balaa gani hii…. unakuny* kitandani!!”
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!…
5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipia….
6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.
7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..
8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo…
Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali balaa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.
Ebwana si akatoa simu hiyo inauzwa laki sita mimi hapa nina kisimu cha tochi tena nimefunga na rababendi
Je, wewe ungeendelea kumtajia namba zako!!!
Ka ni wewe?
DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao.
BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?
DOGO: juzi walisema 3+4= 7, jana wakasema 1+6=7, halafu leo wanasema 5+2=7 sasa huoni kama wanatuchanganya.
ungekua wewe ungemjibu nini
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Your Friend, Melkisedeck Leon Shine
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