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FUNDISHO : SAFARI NI SAFARI

Maisha ni ya ajabu sana, wakati mwingine maisha ni mazuri na mwingine ni mabaya, katika maisha yetu tumeshapitia safari nyingi sana na za aina mbalimbali kwa nyakati mbalimbali. Lakin kiukweli kila safari ni safari tuu.

Japokua kila safari ina changamoto zake lakini mwisho wake ni ule ule , kila safari ina uzuri na upekee wake.

Vile vile kila safari ina ubaya wake, kwa mfano kila safari ina gharama yake kulingana na upekee wake.

Usiwe na wasiwasi na mashaka na aina ya safari ulionayo, jipe moyo utaimaliza na kupata ulichokitarajia. Haya ndio maisha na wote tunatakiwa tuyafurahie.

Ingawa kila mtu ana safari yake bado wote tunatakiwa tufurahie pamoja kwa safari tuliyo nayo. Hata Uwe Na safar ya aina gani wewe furahi tuu. Hii ni kwa sababu safari mwisho wake ni mmoja kwa wote burudani ni ile ile

Safari🍺 ni safari 🍺hata kama ni ya chupa au ya kopo mwisho wake 💤💤

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Ulijua ni nn??

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Angalia kile kitabia cha kufuta namba kwenye simu kilivyomponza huyu jamaa

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Jana nilijipa kazi ya kufuta vitu visivyo na umuhimu kwenye sm yangu. Katika futa futa si nimefuta namba ya bosi wangu. Halafu boss mwenyew wa kike. Mida ya Saa mbili usiku nikawa chumbani kwangu. Mara simu ýäñgù ikawa inaita. Kucheki namba ngeni. Nikapokea baada ya salamu. Me→nani mwenzangu?? Boss→we hunijui me ?? Me→usinijbu swali kwa swali Nita kublacklist sasa hiv. Sipendagi ujinga.. Kwa sasa nazurura tu mtaani na roba langu La machupa

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Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE

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MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000

Kitime 15,000
Kinabo 10,000
TOTAL 110,000/=
MASSAWE akaicheki akasema “Wote nitawalipia lakini huyo “TOTAL” Yesuu simlipii.
Kwansa anamiliki sheli kibao sa mafuta hapa bongo. Shensi taip ! Na amekunywa nyingi kuliko wote alipe mwenyewe…

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Baada ya mwanamke kukataa kufungua mlango angalia kilichomkuta

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MUME: Fungua mlango!

MKE: Leo sifungui! Nimechoshwa na ulevi wako.

MUME: kama hufungui najitupa kwenye hili shimo nife kabisa.

MKE. Kufa huna faida yoyote duniani!

MUME kachukua jiwe kubwa kalitupa kwenye shimo chubwiiiiiii!

MKE kajifunga kanga, kafungua mlango. Ghafla mume kaingia ndani na kumfungia mke nje.

MKE: Nifungulie la sivyo nitapiga kelele majirani waje.

MUME: Piga kelele na wakija uwambie unakotoka usiku huu na khanga moja.


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Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

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UNATOKA SEBULENI UNAENDA ZAKO CHOONI UNAINGIA TU HIVI GHAFLA UNAKUTANA NA MZIGO MKUBWA WA MAVI JUU YA CHOO ALAFU UNAAMUA KURUDI ZAKO ILE UNATOKA TU UNAMUONA DEMU MZURI ULIYEMTONGOZA JANA ANAKUJA KUINGIA CHOO ULICHOTOKA WW NA KINA MZIGO WA MAVI JUU NA AMEKUONA WW NDIO UMETOKA MLE NDANI ..unaamua kurudi ili uka flash bahat mby maji hakuna.!!!

😁😁😁HAPO NDIO UTAJUA KWANINI SIKU HIZI HATUPENDI UJINGA😆😆😆😆


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