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Huyu bibi kweli kiboko, cheki alichofanya akiwa na babu

Bibi na Babu walisafiri wakielekea kwa mtoto wao ambae hawajamuona zamani.

Walipofika njiani wakawa wamechoka Sanaa. Wakaamua kutafuta hotel ili walale.

Wakakubaliana walale kwa masaa 4. Wakalala, Walipoamka, mfanyakazi wa Hotel akawatoza Tsh. 500,000/=

Wale wazee wakashangaa hata kama ni hotel ya kisasa lakini sio laki tano kwa masaa 4.

Babu akagoma kulipa akasema aitiwe meneja.

Meneja akaja kuwasikiliza

Babu: ” Kwanini bili ni kubwa hata kama ni hotel ya kisasa?”

Manager;“kuna maswiming puli, ya kisasa “

Babu; “Lakini hatukuyatumia”

Manager; “Ah ah ah. Lakini mungeweza kama mngetaka”

Babu: “Hata hivo bado haithamini kuwa laki 5”

meneja: “Pia Kuna waimbaji kutoka sauzi, Uganda , Congo”

Babu: “Lakini sisi hatukuwasikiliza”

Meneja: “Ndiooo. Lakini mngeweza kama mngetaka”

Babu; aka give up na kumwambia mkewe andika cheki uwape,,

Bibi akaandika akampa meneja.

Meneja anaangalia anaona sh. 50,000

Akashangaa na kusema. “VP mbona hamsini'”

Bibi akajibu “450,000 ya kulala na mimi”

Meneja akajibu; “Lakini sijalala”

Bibi :“ungeweza kama ungetaka”

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Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

GARLFRENDยปยปhellow sweetheart

BOYFRENDยปยปhellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mdaยป??

BOYFRENDยป>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFRENDยปยปdo you lov me????

BOYFRENDยปยปi lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปusiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปunataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFRENDยปยปnshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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Usichokijua kuhusu sungura, panya na jamii yao

JE WAJUA?

Sungura, panya na Jamii zao huwa na mwendo wa kukimbia na kuruka muda wote na umri wao wa kuishi ni miaka 15. Kobe ni mnyama mwenda pole, asiye na papara wala pilika, muda mwingi hujificha na kupumzika ndani ya jumba lake akikwepa maadui. Umri wa kuishi kobe hufikia hadi miaka 300.
FUNZO: Mazoezi ni kiinimacho na uongo mtupu. Jipumzikie mwaya!!!
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