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Mtoto: Mwalimu mimi nataka nisome darasa la nne kwani hili la3 halinifai.

Mwalimu: Kwa nini unasema hivyo?

Mtoto: Nina akili…

Basi mwalimu akamueleza mkuu wa shule na mkuu kaitisha interview kwa dogo. Maswali ni haya….

Mwalimu: Kwenye ndege kuna matofali 20 tukitoa moja tukalidondosha chini yatabaki mangapi?

Dogo: Yatabaki 19.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka tembo kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamuweka tembo kisha unafunga.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka nyani kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamtoa tembo ulemuweka..unamueka nyani kisha unafunga friji.

Mwalimu: Kuna sherehe ya siku ya kuzaliwa kwa simba, wanyama wote wameenda kasoro mmoja. Ni nani na kwa nini?

Dogo: Ni nyani kwa sababu tumemuweka kwenye friji.

Mwalimu: Bibi kizee amevuka mto unaokuwaga na mamba na viboko wakali, aliwezaje?

Dogo: Aliweza kwani mamba na viboko nao walienda kwenye sherehe ya kuzaliwa kwa simba.

Mwalimu: Ingawa bibi kizee alivuka mto, baadae alikufa. Unadhani ni kwanini alikufa?

Dogo: Alidondokewa na lile tofali tulotoa kwenye ndege na kutupa chini.

Mwalimu mkuu: Huyu dogo akasome chuo kikuu….
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Cheki huyu jamaa anavyoungama kwa padri sasa

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JAMAA: Baba Padri nimekuja kuungama
PADRI: Haya
JAMAA: Niliiba kamba
PADRI: Kamba?
JAMAA: Ndio, kamba lakini kule mwisho kulikuwa kumefungwa ng’ombe
PADRI: Kwa hiyo uliiba ng’ombe?
JAMAA: Kiukweli nilikuwa nina lengo la kuiba kamba, kwa bahati mbaya mwisho kulikuwa na ng’ombe
PADRI: Mi naona mueleze Mungu direct, mi sikuelewi kabisaaa

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Huyu jamaa amekomeshwa, majambazi ni shida!

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Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

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