Jamaa mmoja dereva wa bajaji alianguka, sasa bajaji ikawa imem’bana akawa anafurukuta bila mafanikio Cha ajabu watu wakawa wanampita bila kumsaidia, Kumbe Nyuma ya Bajaji yake alikua Kaandika “NIACHENI KAMA NILIVYO, HII NDIO STYLE YANGU” 😂😂😂 Mpaka sasa nimemwacha bado yuko hapo *Sipendagi Ujinga mimi* 🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽
Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja anayejiuza akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa
akamnong’oneza:- “AKULIPE KABISA KABLA HUJALALA NAYE, NI MGUMU KULIPA HUYOO!!.
HALAFU HUWA HATUMII KONDOMU…”
Unajua ni nini kilitokea?
MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea?
JAMAA: please beby forget me.
MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi?
JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me.
MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.
Msichana anakata simu jamaa ndo ananiuliza.”sasa
sijui amekasirikia lipi?” Mi nikamwambia we zuzu
umemwambia AKUSAHAU, dah, kumbe
ningemwambiaje? hahaha, ungemwambia
ForgivE me! au Ungesema Tu NaombA nSameHe.
Boss;- kwa nini umechelewa kazini
Juma;- kuna mtu njiani alidondosha elfu1
Boss;- ohhoh kwa hiyo ulikuwaunamsaidia kuitafuta
Juma;- hapana nilikuwa nimeikanyaga
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If…
99 is: Ninety nine,
88 is: Eighty eight,
77 is: Seventy seven,
66 is: Sixty six,
55 is: Fifty five,
44 is: Forty four,
33 is: Thirty three,
22 is: Twenty two,
Why 11 not Onety one?
Wazungu msitufanye Vilaza….!! 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Mungu anawaona
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.
SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.
MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week
(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.
MWANAFUNZI anampigia simu sugar daddy wake ambaye ndo (BOSS): Dear hakuna tution wiki hii nakuja kwako…..
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Siendi Serena tena coz mjukuu wangu atanitembelea.
SEKRETARI: Mume wangu hatuendi Serena
MUME (anampigia Mpango): dah! mpenzi, huyu mke wangu haendi tena. Shit! So hadi next time plz
Mpango wa kando a.k.a teacher (anampigia mwanafunzi): Darasa kama kawaida sorry for the earlier message.
MWANAFUNZI: darling tution inaendelea kumbe, so nakuja wiki ijayo!!
BOSS: Sekretari sorry jitayarishe ile safari ya Serena iko palepale……
😂😂 kweli nimeamin mitandao inahribu watu
Leo kuna jamaa kamuona Dada akipita barabaran kapendeza jamaa kamwendea Dada akamwambia!
Dada nice photo 😂😂😂😂
Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie
lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema
hataki tena kujiunga fb!
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Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu
Mtoto: Mwalimu mimi nataka nisome darasa la nne kwani hili la3 halinifai.
Mwalimu: Kwa nini unasema hivyo?
Mtoto: Nina akili…
Basi mwalimu akamueleza mkuu wa shule na mkuu kaitisha interview kwa dogo. Maswali ni haya….
Mwalimu: Kwenye ndege kuna matofali 20 tukitoa moja tukalidondosha chini yatabaki mangapi?
Dogo: Yatabaki 19.
Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka tembo kwenye friji.
Dogo: Unafungua friji unamuweka tembo kisha unafunga.
Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka nyani kwenye friji.
Dogo: Unafungua friji unamtoa tembo ulemuweka..unamueka nyani kisha unafunga friji.
Mwalimu: Kuna sherehe ya siku ya kuzaliwa kwa simba, wanyama wote wameenda kasoro mmoja. Ni nani na kwa nini?
Dogo: Ni nyani kwa sababu tumemuweka kwenye friji.
Mwalimu: Bibi kizee amevuka mto unaokuwaga na mamba na viboko wakali, aliwezaje?
Dogo: Aliweza kwani mamba na viboko nao walienda kwenye sherehe ya kuzaliwa kwa simba.
Mwalimu: Ingawa bibi kizee alivuka mto, baadae alikufa. Unadhani ni kwanini alikufa?
Dogo: Alidondokewa na lile tofali tulotoa kwenye ndege na kutupa chini.
Mwalimu mkuu: Huyu dogo akasome chuo kikuu….
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Your Friend, Melkisedeck Leon Shine
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