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Mwitaji : Uje ukule

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Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
MUME; Nilikua chooni jirani na ofisi najisaidia.
MKE; Loh maskini, familia zao itakuaje?
MUME; Watalipwa million 100 kila mfiwa.
MKE; KWA HASIRA, Ona sasa na wewe kunya kunya kwako umetukosesha mihela.. Ungeenda kunya akhera.

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Alichojibu dalali baada ya kufumwa na mke wa mtu ndani ya nyumba ya kupanga

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Dalali aliwatafutia jamaa chumba Buguruni karibu na reli, nyumba nzuri sana. Jamaa na mkewe wakahamia kwa furaha, lakini furaha yao iliisha walipokuja gudundua nyumba ile iko karibu mno na reli treni ikipita mpaka kitanda kinacheza.

Siku hiyo dalali akapita mke akamwita na kumwambia tatizo wakati treni inapita, wakaanza kubishana, yule mama akamwambia dalali kwa kuwa kuna treni itapita sasa hivi… njoo ndani uone mwenyewe.

Bahati mbaya wakiwa wamejilaza kitandani ili dalali aone adhabu wanayopata, Mzee mwenye mali alirudi ghafla, akauliza,

‘Nyie mnafanya nini hapa?’

Masikini dalali kwa woga mkubwa akajibu’ Tunangoja treni’

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Mambao ya saluni ni shida, cheki kilichotokea kwa huyu

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DADA alienda Salon wakati anasukwa akaingia
MKAKA mtanashati,
DADA akaamua kujaribu bahati yake.
DADA:Mambo? KAKA:Poa.
DADA:Mimi na wewe tunaweza kuongea baade?
KAKA:Kuhusu nini?
DADA:Nimekupenda nataka nikutoe out.
KAKA:Sawa ila nitamwambia nini
MKE wangu?
DADA:Aah ilo sio tatizo mdanganye tu,mwambie unakwenda kumtembelea rafiki yako hospitalini.
KAKA:Mwambie mwenyewe huyo hapo anayekusuka.

 

Unajua nn kiliendelea?

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Kweli shilingi yaua, Huyu jamaa kapatikana, angalia anachomjibu mke wake,

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Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
“Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako na……..

Kabla hajamalizia sentensi simu
ya mkewe ikaita, kumbe alikuwa ni baba yake.
Basi mzee akaanza kuongea na binti yake huku
jamaa anasikia

“Aisee mwanangu nimebahatika kuuza ile
nyumba yangu sasa nimeona niwatumie milioni
20 mjaribu kuanzisha mradi na mwenzio.
Haya mwambie yeye nitampigia kesho kama
ana mradi mwingine nimpe hela kidogo”.Baada
ya simu kukatwa mke akamgeukia jamaa
akamuuliza,”eeenhee!!! ulikuwa unasema
umenichoka nikusanye nguo zangu halafu
iweje? Jamaa kwa upole akajibu “Nilikuwa
nasema ukusanye nguo zako na unipe nifue”.

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