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Eti wanadamu walikuja vipi duniani

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Mtoto wa miaka sita alimuuliza babake:
MTOTO: Baa, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
BABA: Mungu alimuumba Nabii Adam na Hawa.
Kisha wao wakaanza kuzaa watoto na watoto
wakazaa mpaka tukazaliwa sisi. (Mtoto hakuridhika
akamfuta mamake)
MTOTO: Mma, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
MAMA: Wanasayansi wamesema sisi tulitokana na
manyani baadae tukawa binadamu. (Mtoto akarudi
kwa baba)
MTOTO: Baa mbona mama ansema sisi tulikuwa
manyani mwanzo?Au wanidanganya?
BABA: Mwanangu, mimi nimekuelezea kuhusu ukoo
wetu. Mamako amekuelezea kuhusu ukoo wao😂😂🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼

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Mzunguko wa elimu kiafrikaafrika

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01.👉 Wale wanafunzi walioongoza Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye Engineering na Medical school.

02.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja kuwa Mameneja wa wanafunzi walioshika nafasi ya kwanza.
03.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa tatu, wanageukia Siasa na kuwaongoza wote hapo juu. Yaani wa kwanza na wa pili.
04.👉 Wale waliofeli, wanaenda Jeshi, hawa wakigoma, basi hao wa juu wote hawana raha.
05.👉 Wale waliopata Zero na waliokataa shule wanakuwa waganga wa kienyeji, wote hapo juu watamtafuta huyu, pale mambo yao yanapokwenda kombo. Tuache kudharauliana, kila mtu ni boss akiwa kwenye nafasi yake. 😂😂😂😂😉😆😆😆🏃🏃😜😜😜😜😜

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MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU

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1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!

2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.

3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.

4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!…

5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipia….

6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.

7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..

8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo…

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Safari ni safari

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FUNDISHO : SAFARI NI SAFARI

Maisha ni ya ajabu sana, wakati mwingine maisha ni mazuri na mwingine ni mabaya, katika maisha yetu tumeshapitia safari nyingi sana na za aina mbalimbali kwa nyakati mbalimbali. Lakin kiukweli kila safari ni safari tuu.

Japokua kila safari ina changamoto zake lakini mwisho wake ni ule ule , kila safari ina uzuri na upekee wake.

Vile vile kila safari ina ubaya wake, kwa mfano kila safari ina gharama yake kulingana na upekee wake.

Usiwe na wasiwasi na mashaka na aina ya safari ulionayo, jipe moyo utaimaliza na kupata ulichokitarajia. Haya ndio maisha na wote tunatakiwa tuyafurahie.

Ingawa kila mtu ana safari yake bado wote tunatakiwa tufurahie pamoja kwa safari tuliyo nayo. Hata Uwe Na safar ya aina gani wewe furahi tuu. Hii ni kwa sababu safari mwisho wake ni mmoja kwa wote burudani ni ile ile

Safari🍺 ni safari 🍺hata kama ni ya chupa au ya kopo mwisho wake 💤💤

😋😜😜😂😂😂
Ulijua ni nn??

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Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, “Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?” Kijana akajibu “NO,” Mtalii akamwambia “nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u’ll die with your illiteracy!” baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii “Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho “No” kijana akamwambia “You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..😂😂😂😂😂😂

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