Vichekesho Vya Msimu Huu

Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
Mke; leo mama alinikataza nictoke nyumbani usiku nijisomee ! Babu hoii…

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Hii dunia ina mambo, cheki kilichotokea wakati mme anakata roho akiwa na mke wake

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Bwana mmoja wakati anakata roho alimwambia mkewe hivi:

MUME – mke wangu natubu mbele yako kwamba nimezini na mama yako, dada yako, shangazi yako, mama yako mdogo na mtoto wa shangazi yako.

MKE – nayafahamu yote hayo ndio maana nimekupa sumu.

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Eti hii ni kweli kwa mwanaume anayempa simu mkewe

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

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Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao

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Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.

Utasikia,
“HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO.
MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?,
NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI.
HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH.
Babu njoo ukae!
Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,

Shangazi maliza ngazi,
Swaiba geukia mbele,
Kaka hapo shika upande wa pili,
Mdogo wangu mpishe Ma Mkwe akae.
Subiri Shemeji yako apande…

Duh… makonda noma…!!

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Mimi ndio nimeelewa hivi!

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Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mambo ya pesa haya..

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MAMBO YA FEDHA AISEE……. Kuna jamaa alipewa shilingi 983628763600/= …acha uvivu, najua hujasoma ni kiasi gani hicho cha fedha na mbaya zaidi hujagundua kwamba katikati ya namba hizo kuna herufi A… safi sana, najua umeangalia tena kuiona hiyo herufi, bahati mbaya hujaiona. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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Kilichompata huyu jammaa baada ya simu yake kuita msikitini

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Jamaa alisahau kuzima simu akiwa msikitini anaswali GHAFLA simu ikaita akaingiza mkono ili aikate, kwa bahat mbaya akaminya cha kupokelea, alipohangaika kuzima akajikuta kaminya laudspika ikasikika sauti ‘ETI HONEY UMESEMA NIWEKE KITIMOTO KIASI GANI? 😄😄😄🙆🙆🙆🙆

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Activity	Status	Started	Ended	Remarks
AckySHINE App development	Active	January 2021	Ongoing	Create Mobile application for AckySHINE
Full redesigning	Active	November 2020	Ongoing	Move to another platform. Other URLs will change
Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Change from content publisher web to service provider	Active	June 2018	Ongoing	Change from blog to service provider website.
English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	January 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Advertising and marketing	Active	March 2015	Ongoing	Ads Displaying and Guest posts
Website creation	Completed	January 2015	January 2015	This website was created on 7 Jan 2015, 18:41.

Activity	Nature	Description
Research Consultancy	Offline	Research Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Offline	M&E Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Pending	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Advertising and marketing	Online	Ads Displaying and Guest posts

Dogo: Bro naomba nitumie hela.

Bro: Tumia tu mpaka uchoke.

Dogo: Hujanielewa,nitumie hela.

Bro: We ndo hunielewi, nimesema tumia tu…!!!

Wazazi wengine wanaandika MBWA​MKALI kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana miaka 18..

Binti akifika miaka 30 na hajaolewa wanapabadilisha na kuandika TUNAUZA BARAFU

😂😂😂😂😂😂😆

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jamaa alisahau kuzima simu akiwa msikitini anaswali GHAFLA simu ikaita akaingiza mkono ili aikate, kwa bahat mbaya akaminya cha kupokelea, alipohangaika kuzima akajikuta kaminya laudspika ikasikika sauti ‘ETI HONEY UMESEMA NIWEKE KITIMOTO KIASI GANI? 😄😄😄🙆🙆🙆🙆

Wazazi wengine wanaandika MBWAMKALI kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana miaka 18..