MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MKE: Sitaki
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
MKE: Staki
MUME: Ntakununulia gari
MKE: Sitaki….mtoto wao aliyekuwa kalala alisikia haya maneno ya mwisho
MTOTO: Baba basi nibusu mimi uninunulie baiskeli
BABA: Pumbafu lala huko mjinga mkubwa
Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.
Swali la kwanza,
Taja vyakula vi3 ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)
WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo.
WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop. Swali la
2: Eleza jinsi ya kupika kila chakula ulichotaja hapo juu. (marks 99)
wacha wadada waanze kuhangaika kukata majibu ya mwanzo!
Sababu ni hii
AL-SHABAB
AL-QAEDA
Kwenye MATHEMATICS pia kuna kundi linaitwa
“AL-GEBRA”
😂😂😂😂
🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻
Kumbe ndo maana wengine hawapendi hesabu coz kuna element za ugaidi
SINA MBAVU NA HIKI KISA;
BALAA LA MITOTO ISIYOPENDA SHULE!
Baada ya mwiz kuvamia nyumba moja usiku na kuiba vitu vngi wakati anajiandaa kuondoka ghafla akadakwa mguu na dogo
DOGO: Usipoondoka na begi langu la shule NAPIGA KELELE….😂😂😂
(KIFO NI NIN)
KIFO ni pale unapokosea text na kumtumia
BABA yako kipindi mnakula
“hello Mrembo”😁😁
Kama utazubutu kusema Samahani 😁
Jana nilipanda daladala nikapata seat nikaketi, nikawa nimejiachia ninachati kwenye simu yangu(Smart phone), kukawa na jamaa kasimama pembeni yangu, ye hakupata seat. Sasa akawa anasoma message zangu bila aibu yani anafutilia ninavyochati…
Basi nikasema ngoja nimtie Adabu mshenzi huyu…. Nikacheck saa yangu yamkononi kisha nikatext: “Oya Ben Kwaheri bwana, zimebaki sekunde 30 tu hili bomu💣 lilipuke… najua hatutaonana tena, nitunzie Familia yangu, wambie nawapenda sana…” Yule jamaa akajirusha dirishani……😂😅
kwani mi napenda ujinga xx 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Jamaa: nipe nafasi uwe msimamizi wa serikali ya moyo wangu…
Dem: niache…
Jamaa: kweli nakupenda mpnz
Dem: (kwa sauti kubwa) nmesema NIACHEEEE!!
Watu wote kanisani wakageuka… Jamaa kaona noma na ili atulize msala
Jamaa: sikuachi hadi ukiri YESU kuwa Bwana na mwokozi wa Maisha yako.
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