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😁😁😁😁 .. TABU KUDATE NA MADEMU WA CHUO
Demu ; Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Zangu Wote.
Jamaa ; Poa Sweetie Ondoa Shaka Nitakununulia #Turubai Utawafunika Wote…!!!
Demu: Mxiuuuuuuuu Lione Sura Kama Goti La mbuzi Na Namba yangu futa Nakublock Mpaka Sanduku la posta…!!!
😂😂😂😂nmecheka adi nmelazwa
Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂
Mke mmoja alimpa mme wake redio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu.
Basi alvyotoka akamuuliza,”ehe mme wangu ulienjoy?” Mme,”ah wajinga hawa!
Wameniwekea wimbo wa taifa,nimejisaidia huku nimesimama
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?
Shemdoe raised up his hand.
Teacher: So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe? (There was no reply from the students)
Teacher: Ok now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko kumi…. Shemdoe akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko kumi kumi vya kushiba darasa nzima
Teacher: Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students who a pharmacist is…
Shemdoe: Yes, sir. A Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people. Shemdoe saiv amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa 🏃
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu, soni ikamuingia huku akigeuka haraka kuangalia kama kuna yeyote dukani pale ameliskia shuzi lake, macho yakagongana na mwenye duka ambaye alikuwa karibu huku uso ukiwa umejaa tabasamu zito, mwana mama hakuwa na uhakika kama amesikika au hakusikika, akaona atumie nafasi ile kuyeyusha…Akauliza “Hii pete bei gani?” . Jamaa mwenye duka, huku akiangua kicheko, akajibu “Umeiona tu umejamba, je nikikuambia bei yake si utakunya kabisa?”
Nmeokoa maisha ya mtu asubuhi ya leo huwezi amini.Nmekutana na ombaomba nikamuuliza atajisikiaje nikimpa sh.30,000/-
Akasema ATAKUFA kwa furaha.Nikaondoka bila kumpa ili ASIFE.😃😃😃😃
Dogo kampigia simu baba yake;
DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipa
nikalipe ada nimetumia shilingi alfu 30 kubeti
BABA : Unasema nini we mpumbavu mshenzi
mkubwa? Nimekukanya mara ngapi kuhusu kubeti?
DOGO : Lakini baba
BABA : Lakini baba nini ngoja urudi utaona
ntakachofanya.
DOGO : Nilitaka kukwambia kuwa nimeshinda
shilingi milioni 3
BABA : Ndio hayo ninayosema wewe mpumbavu
sana kwanini hukutumia laki nzima kubeti? Si
ungepata pesa nyingi zaidi? Ngoja urudi niwataarifu
ndugu zako kuhusu uulivyo na akili za kuamua
haraka mwanangu mpenzi…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, “Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?”
Yule mtu akajibu, “Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!”
Jamaa, “Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!”
Malaika, “Inawezekana lakini siwezi kukurudisha kama mtu labda urudi kama mbwa ama kuku.”
Jamaa akakumbuka mbwa wanavyopata taabu ya kulinda, akaonelea arudi kama kuku.
Malaika akamgeuza kuku, akamwambia ajifunze kutaga kabla hajapelekwa duniani.
Akachuchumaa na kuanza kujikamua; yai la kwanza likatoka. akajikamua tena, yai la pili likatoka. Akajikamua tena mara ya tatu.
Wakati yai la tatu linatoka… akashtukia amepigwa konde ikifuatwa na sauti ya hasira ya mkewe, “Pumbav*! Balaa gani hii…. unakuny* kitandani!!”
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