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Angalia huyu baba alichowafanya mtoto wake wa kike na boyfriend wake

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BABA OYEEEEEE๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
Soma hiiโ€ฆ

Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANA friend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambia hivi:-

MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa “DADDY IS AT HOME?” by Ngozi Okafor

MVULANA: Hapana!, Nimekuja kuazima kitabu cha maombi kama kinaitwa “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?” by Ngลฉgฤฉ wa Thiong’o

MSICHANA: Aaah! Hicho sina ila ninacho kimoja kinaitwa “UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Chimamanda Adichie

MVULANA: Ooh! Vizuri, Basi usisahau kuja nacho kesho kitabu cha Okot p’Bitek kile kinachoitwa “CALL ME IN 5 MINUTES BEFORE” Utakapokuja shule.

MSICHANA: Usijali, tena nina kitabu kipya kinaitwa “I WON’T LET YOU DOWN” by Chinua Achebe

Baba mtu akawatazama kisha akasema

BABA: Vitabu vyote hivyo, mbona vingi sana, atavisoma vyote kweli

MSICHANA: Ndio Daddy, huyu mvulana yupo smart sana na ana akili atavisoma vyote hivyo!

BABA: Sawa! Usisahau kumpatia na kile ambacho nimekiweka pale juu ya meza, kinaitwa “I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYING” by Shakespeare!

Na kuna kingine nimekiweka juu ya kabati la vyombo, kinaitwa “IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by Wole Soyinka.

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Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

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GARLFRENDยปยปhellow sweetheart

BOYFRENDยปยปhellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mdaยป??

BOYFRENDยป>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFRENDยปยปdo you lov me????

BOYFRENDยปยปi lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปusiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปunataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFRENDยปยปnshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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Angalia huyu msichana alichonifanyia

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Kuna siku nilichalala kipesa nikaamua kuomba dem wangu aniazime 10,000/= akanipa.
Baada ya siku mbili nikapata pesa zaidi ya laki nne hivi, nikaamua kumpa 100,000/= mpenzi wangu bila yeye kuniomba.
Baada ya siku 3 akaja kuniambia:- “Bae, ile 10,000/- niliyokuazima mwenyewe amekuja kunidai, so kama unayo naomba unipe nimrudishie maana ananisumbua leo siku ya 3.”
SAA HIZI NIPO ZANGU SINGLE NATAFUTA DEM MWINGINE

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Cha kufanya msichana akikukimbia halafu atake kukurudia

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โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ Kama msichana atakutupa kwa sababu huna pesa, na baadaye unapopata pesa akarudi tena kuomba msamahaโ€ฆ Ndugu yanguโ€ฆ.. Msameheโ€ฆ. Mpe ahadi ya ndoa, mwambie utamuoaโ€ฆ. iambie familia yake unataka kufanya ukarabati wa nyumba yaoโ€ฆโ€ฆ Ondoa paa lote la nyumba yao halafu TOWEKAโ€ฆ..

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Angalia huyu mvulana anachomwambia huyu daktari baada ya rafiki yake wa kike kupata ujauzito

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MVULANA:ย Daktari, rafiki yangu wa kike ni mjamzito, lakini mara zote nimekua nikitumia kinga. Inawezekanaje hii?

DAKTARI:ย Ngoja nikusimulie hadithi. Kulikua na Muindaji ambaye alikua anabeba bunduki kila aendako. Siku moja, alichukua mwamvuli badala ya bunduki na akaenda nayo. Ghafla akatokea Simba mbele yake. Ili amtishie Simba, muindaji akatumia mwamvuli na kummiminia risasi Simba. Simba akafa palepale!
MVULANA:ย Sio kweli!! Lazima kulikua na mtu mwengine pembeni aliyempiga risasi Simba.

DAKTARI:ย Nashukuru umeelewa somo!!๐Ÿ˜‚

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Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!

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Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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