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Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya

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Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah

Man: Mbona wafurahia?
Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki.
Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia
Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM?
Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar
Demu: nipishe huko

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?

Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.

MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.

Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hiiโ€ฆ

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Huyu mama mkwe kazidi sasa

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Eti kuna mkaka alitembelewa na mama yake mzazi. Wakiwa sebuleni yeye, mama na mke wake, mke wake akaanza kuonekana tofauti kama vile anajiskia vibaya. Akaenda chumbani. Baada ya muda mfupi yule mkaka akamfuata. Wakakaa sana huko kisha mkaka akarudi sebuleni kuendelea kuongea na mama yake. Lakini zipu ya suruali yake ilikuwa wazi. Mama akamuuliza, mkeo anaendeleaje? Akamuambia, anajisikia vzr sasa. Nimempa panadol. Mama akatabasamu na kumwambia mwanaye, sawa. Lakini siku nyingine ukishatoa panadol ukumbuke kufunga pharmacy๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Kweli shilingi yaua, Huyu jamaa kapatikana, angalia anachomjibu mke wake,

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Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
“Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako naโ€ฆโ€ฆ..

Kabla hajamalizia sentensi simu
ya mkewe ikaita, kumbe alikuwa ni baba yake.
Basi mzee akaanza kuongea na binti yake huku
jamaa anasikia

“Aisee mwanangu nimebahatika kuuza ile
nyumba yangu sasa nimeona niwatumie milioni
20 mjaribu kuanzisha mradi na mwenzio.
Haya mwambie yeye nitampigia kesho kama
ana mradi mwingine nimpe hela kidogo”.Baada
ya simu kukatwa mke akamgeukia jamaa
akamuuliza,”eeenhee!!! ulikuwa unasema
umenichoka nikusanye nguo zangu halafu
iweje? Jamaa kwa upole akajibu “Nilikuwa
nasema ukusanye nguo zako na unipe nifue”.

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Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari

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Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa na keki au mkate?
Mgeni: Nipe keki mkate nitanywea chai ikishachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utapendelea ndiz au machungwa,
Mgeni: Nipe machungwa ndizi ntakula na wali
mchana.
Chezea mgeni ww.!!!

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Soma hii, kama wewe ndio mzazi wa huyu msichana ungefanyaje?

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Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,

mwanao anakupigia simu baba/mama mimi mzima sijafa mpenzi wangu ABDUL aliniambia nishuke Chalinze ili niwe nae kwa siku mbili alafu niende shule je, wewe mzazi unge mfanyaje mwanao?

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Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala

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Mzee mmoja alipanda Gari Stend;
Wakati wa kugombania Siti,
Akaibiwa Nauli.

Akasimama katikati ya Gari-Akasema; “Jamani Naomba Aliyeniibia Pesa yangu Arudishe Haraka,
Tena Fasta kabla Sijafanya Tukio kama Nililofanya 1977″
Abiria kuskia hivyo wakaogopa.
Ikabidi Mwizi Ajitokeze,
Akarudisha Pesa na Kuomba Msamaha! Mtu Mmoja akauliza,
Mzee,
Kwani 1977 Ulifanya nn?
Si nilienda kwa Miguu mpaka Nyumbani!
Uscheke Peke Yako, wa2mie na wengine ili nao wacheke!


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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi

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Jamaa mmoja alialikwa ktk harusi. Akafika mlango Wa 1 umeandikwa kulia ni ndugu Wa maharusi, kushoto ni wageni waalikwa, akaenda kushoto maana yy alialikwa. Akakuta mlango wa2 umeandikwa kulia wenye zawadi kushoto wasionazawadi yy hakuwa na zawadi. Mlango Wa 3 umeandikwa kulia wanawake kushoto waume akapita kushoto akajikuta ametokea mtaani

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Bongo usanii mwingi!!!

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BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!

โ€ฆyani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips yai halafu nakupeleka bar unakunywa sana tu, tukitoka hapo nakupeleka club, Masaa yote hayo hakumbuki kuniambia upo periods hadi mdaa wakwenda kulala ndo beiby nipo kwenye siku zangu!! jamani jamaniโ€ฆ Hapo ndo unaanza kupiga hesabu pesa iliyopotea buree๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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