Mke: Naelekea london, nikuletee zawadi gani?
Mume: kitu gani unaweza niletea wewe?
Mke: we omba Alafu utaona.
Mume: Niletee msichana wa kizungu.
Mke: (mke akaendaLondon na kurudi)
Mume: zawadi yangu iko wapi?
Mke: Subiri ndani ya miezi 9!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😜🙈
Pia Wamama hawapendi ujinga
MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako
MKE akamnong’oneza mume wake na kumwambia mbona mimi nayafahamu yote, ndio maana nimekupa sumu ili na wewe ujue uchungu wake. JE NANI ZAIDI?
Read and Write CommentsAkina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali
na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Read and Write CommentsMke mmoja alimpa mme wake redio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu.
Basi alvyotoka akamuuliza,”ehe mme wangu ulienjoy?” Mme,”ah wajinga hawa!
Wameniwekea wimbo wa taifa,nimejisaidia huku nimesimama
Read and Write CommentsBibi na Babu walisafiri wakielekea kwa mtoto wao ambae hawajamuona zamani.
Walipofika njiani wakawa wamechoka Sanaa. Wakaamua kutafuta hotel ili walale.
Wakakubaliana walale kwa masaa 4. Wakalala, Walipoamka, mfanyakazi wa Hotel akawatoza Tsh. 500,000/=
Wale wazee wakashangaa hata kama ni hotel ya kisasa lakini sio laki tano kwa masaa 4.
Babu akagoma kulipa akasema aitiwe meneja.
Meneja akaja kuwasikiliza
Babu: ” Kwanini bili ni kubwa hata kama ni hotel ya kisasa?”
Manager;“kuna maswiming puli, ya kisasa “
Babu; “Lakini hatukuyatumia”
Manager; “Ah ah ah. Lakini mungeweza kama mngetaka”
Babu: “Hata hivo bado haithamini kuwa laki 5”
meneja: “Pia Kuna waimbaji kutoka sauzi, Uganda , Congo”
Babu: “Lakini sisi hatukuwasikiliza”
Meneja: “Ndiooo. Lakini mngeweza kama mngetaka”
Babu; aka give up na kumwambia mkewe andika cheki uwape,,
Bibi akaandika akampa meneja.
Meneja anaangalia anaona sh. 50,000
Akashangaa na kusema. “VP mbona hamsini'”
Bibi akajibu “450,000 ya kulala na mimi”
Meneja akajibu; “Lakini sijalala”
Bibi :“ungeweza kama ungetaka”
Read and Write CommentsJamaa yupo ndani ya Range rover yake mpya na msichana ambaye ni mpenzi wake.
#Jamaa: kuna siri flani nimeitunza moyoni mwangu kwa muda mrefu na nikaona kama nitakuambia lazima utaniacha.
#Msichana: siri gani hiyo mpenzi wangu?
#Jamaaa: nimeoa.
#Msichanaa: Hɛɛɛɛɛɛɛɛ! We umenishtua sana,mm nilifikiri hili gari sio lako!
🙆🙆🤗🤗
CHEKA KIDOGO
Wachungaji watatu walikutana kwa siri na kuelezana matatizo yao ili waweze kuombeana.
MCHUNGAJI WA KWANZA: mimi tatizo langu ni wizi, kila nikimaliza ibada lazima niibe pesa za sadaka.
WA PILI: Mimi tatizo langu ni wanawake yani nimeshalala na wana kwaya wote pamoja na mke wa ASKOF.
WA TATU akaanza kulia badala ya kuongea.WENZAKE:
We vp unatatizo gani mbona unalia???
AKAJIBU: jamani mimi tatizo langu ni “umbea” haya yote tuliyoongea lazima nikaseme!
😂😂😂😂😂👆🏻😂😂
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