Tukiwa kanisani mdada alikuwa amelala , akaamka akasikia Pastor anasema
” SIMAMA”
Yule dada akasimama akashangaaa kanisa zima linamtizima kwa mshangao akiwemo mumewe, akaangalia kanisa zima akashtuka kujiona yeye peke yake ndiye aliesimama
Pastor akaendelea vizur endelea kusimama, tumepata mmoja hadi sasa aliyesimama narudia kwa mara ya mwisho kama hujasikia vizuri
” kama wew umewahi kumsaliti au bado unasaliti ndoa yako SIMAMA”
Binti akazimia
Demu alimpigia simu jamaa yake ilikua weekend mazungumzo yalikua hivi:-
Demu: hello baby wangu leo bata wapi?
Jamaa: jamani bby si bandani kwao….
Demu: mmmmmmmh!
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu, soni ikamuingia huku akigeuka haraka kuangalia kama kuna yeyote dukani pale ameliskia shuzi lake, macho yakagongana na mwenye duka ambaye alikuwa karibu huku uso ukiwa umejaa tabasamu zito, mwana mama hakuwa na uhakika kama amesikika au hakusikika, akaona atumie nafasi ile kuyeyusha…Akauliza “Hii pete bei gani?” . Jamaa mwenye duka, huku akiangua kicheko, akajibu “Umeiona tu umejamba, je nikikuambia bei yake si utakunya kabisa?”
Tafakari na ujumbe huuuu!!!…
DAKTARI :- Unajisikiaje?
CHIZI:-Kila siku naota nyani wanacheza mpira wa miguu.
DAKTARI :- Nitakupa dawa leo hautaota tena.
CHIZI:-hiyo dawa nipe kesho sababu leo wanacheza fainali. na nilibet
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Kama ni ubahili hapa umezidi
mdada Bby naomba hela nimpeleke mdogo wangu hospital kang’atwa na nyoka
JAmaa embu mpe huyo nyoka cm niongee nae.. maisha yanakaba..😂😂
JE UMESHAWAHI KUONA SMS MAFUA?
Cheki hii hapa……..
“Mabo dugu yagu mziba? Bwada nasubuliwa sada na bafua baka dashindwa kuadika beseji do hayo dugu yagu.
Diobeeni dipone
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Hapana Chezea
Bafua
Ukioa mke asiyesoma hata hili unaweza kufanya
KUOA MKE AMBAE HAJASOMA RAHA SANA LEO NIMEMUAMBIA MWEZI HUU HATUTOLIPWA MSHAHARA KWAKUA HAUNA TR 30 KAENDA KUNGALIA KARENDA KARUDI ANANIAMBIA HAMNA SHIDA MME WANGU TUTAVUMILIA TU
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Pale unapo gundua kuwa yule ulie mtukana kwenye bajaji ndio boss anaeenda kukufanyia interview😥😥😥😭
My freand apo ndo utagundua kwaanini wimbo wa Taifa tokea 1961 ni audio aujatolewa video
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STATUS ZA WAZUNGU kwenye Whatsapp vere vere kliaaa…
👉sick
👉at movie 👉 in a meeting2
👉 kind of happy,, 👉busy,,
👉available
👉Driving
👉sleeping
STATUS ZA WABONGO SASA MBUTA NANGA MBONGO NGAFU
“Akutake nani una shepu la Kitorondo utaishia kumegwa na kuachwa
“Watu tuna nyota za Chips Mayai sio wewe mwenye Nyota ya Punda,halulaaa”
👌Kantangazeee ndo Kwanza naanza na ntakukomesha Mwanaharamu we!
😍 I love yu so much ur my only one,No one lyk yu and I mean it 🎶 Yu ma numba1 ma sweet sweet namba1 roho yangu mama,,
👍 Asante 😍 vimenitoshaaa tena kama ulijua 😘😘😘😘😘,
💪 unajifanya simba kumbe nyau mimi ndo maji kama hujanioga utaninywaa,
🙈 nauza Ubuyu kwa bei nafuuu kama unataka inbox me plz
😔 poleee jaman utapona wangu,,,
💪 utalijua jiji na chuki zako walingia na tako wakati hadi nyani analo kitu sura dada…
😡 usinisemeshe usiniongeleshe tena utaniambia vizur ulikuwa wapi..
😷 mdomo kaumbiwa mwanadamu ongeeni nyie me sijali ya wanafiki nafanya yangu huna hadhi ya kujibiwa na mimi
pamoja na ya kwako uloweka🙈😆😆😆
GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart
BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??
BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu
BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????
BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa
BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????
BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)
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1. Awe na pesa nyingi
2.Siyo lazima awe mzuri wa sura
3. Ajenge ukweni
4.Awe mpole
5.Asimuonee wivu mke wake
6.Awe mwenye upendo wa dhati
7.Asishike simu ya mke wake.
8.Akimkuta na mwanaume apite tu, akitaka kujua ni nani asubiri nyumbani
9.Awe anamskiliza mke wake kwa kika kitu.
10.Asipende mwanamke mwingine zaid yake
UKIMPATA MWANAUME MWENYE SIFA HIZO KAPIME DNA LAZIMA ATAKUWA NI BABA AKO.
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Mume akamwambia mke wake:
“Funga macho yako tufanye maombi”
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
“… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4….”
Mke akadakia, “Unadhani mimi sina ee” akaanza:-
I pray 4 Felix, I pray 4 Temu, I pray 4 Rweyemamu, I pray 4 Masawe, I pray 4 Benson, I pray 4 Onyango, I pray 4 Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!!
Chezea mchepuko…!!
Kitambo tukiwa watoto ulikuwa unaitwa uje ule kwa lugha tofauti kulingana na chakula kilichopikwa siku na muda husika
1. UGALI NA KUNDE
Mwitaji : 🗣Joniiiii
Mwitikiaji : Eeeh
Mwitaji : Uje ukule
2. UGALI NA SAMAKI
Mwitaji: 🗣 we Joniiii
Mwitikiaji : Eeeh
Mwitaji : Unaitwa na Mama
3. WALI NA NYAMA/KUKU
Mwitaji: 🗣 Joniiii
Mwitikiaji : Eeeh
Mwitaji : Shauri yako!
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