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Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala

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Jana nilipanda daladala nikapata seat nikaketi, nikawa nimejiachia ninachati kwenye simu yangu(Smart phone), kukawa na jamaa kasimama pembeni yangu, ye hakupata seat. Sasa akawa anasoma message zangu bila aibu yani anafutilia ninavyochati…

Basi nikasema ngoja nimtie Adabu mshenzi huyu…. Nikacheck saa yangu yamkononi kisha nikatext: “Oya Ben Kwaheri bwana, zimebaki sekunde 30 tu hili bomu💣 lilipuke… najua hatutaonana tena, nitunzie Familia yangu, wambie nawapenda sana…” Yule jamaa akajirusha dirishani……😂😅

​kwani mi napenda ujinga xx 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Sifa 10 za mwanaume ambaye kila binti anayetaka aolewe angependa aolewe naye!!

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1. Awe na pesa nyingi

2.Siyo lazima awe mzuri wa sura

3. Ajenge ukweni

4.Awe mpole

5.Asimuonee wivu mke wake

6.Awe mwenye upendo wa dhati

7.Asishike simu ya mke wake.

8.Akimkuta na mwanaume apite tu, akitaka kujua ni nani asubiri nyumbani

9.Awe anamskiliza mke wake kwa kika kitu.

10.Asipende mwanamke mwingine zaid yake

UKIMPATA MWANAUME MWENYE SIFA HIZO KAPIME DNA LAZIMA ATAKUWA NI BABA AKO.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU

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1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!

2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.

3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.

4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!…

5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipia….

6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.

7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..

8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo…

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Sababu ya jamaa kujiita fara ugenini

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MZEE:”sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?”
MKE:”saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi.”
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
JAMAA:”msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi” akalala
asubh wanakunywa chai akaibuka mrembo,jamaa akapigwa bumbuwazi almanusra ajimwagie chai.
BINTI:”Naitwa BEBI,we unaitwa nani?”
Jamaa akasema mimi naitwa Fara…..!

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Angalia uhuni wa huyu dereva

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Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,”nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?” Trafki akamwmbia, kwanin ucngeenda upande ambao una watu wachache ili uokoe wengi? Jamaa akajibu, “nilifanya hivo, huku kushoto alikua m1 na kulia walkua wa4, nikamfuata uyu wa kushoto et akakambilia upande wakulia akazani cjamwona, nikamfata huko huko alipoenda, nikampa kitu mbwa yule”

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