Ukioa mke asiyesoma hata hili unaweza kufanya
KUOA MKE AMBAE HAJASOMA RAHA SANA LEO NIMEMUAMBIA MWEZI HUU HATUTOLIPWA MSHAHARA KWAKUA HAUNA TR 30 KAENDA KUNGALIA KARENDA KARUDI ANANIAMBIA HAMNA SHIDA MME WANGU TUTAVUMILIA TU
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1. Awe na pesa nyingi
2.Siyo lazima awe mzuri wa sura
3. Ajenge ukweni
4.Awe mpole
5.Asimuonee wivu mke wake
6.Awe mwenye upendo wa dhati
7.Asishike simu ya mke wake.
8.Akimkuta na mwanaume apite tu, akitaka kujua ni nani asubiri nyumbani
9.Awe anamskiliza mke wake kwa kika kitu.
10.Asipende mwanamke mwingine zaid yake
UKIMPATA MWANAUME MWENYE SIFA HIZO KAPIME DNA LAZIMA ATAKUWA NI BABA AKO.
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Stress Tupu
Unapokea Sms kwa mpenzi wako anakuambia
“Kuanzia Leo Mimi Na wewe Basi! ????”
Unashtuka ??…. Una muuliza kulikoni? ????
Anakujibu: “Sorry Sio Sms yako?”
Hapo Ndo utajua Kwanini Hakuna Mmasai Albino??????
Kuna mtoto wa jirani ananibore sana kila nkimtuma kitu dukani lazima aonje,
Jana nlimtuma sukari akala yote..
Sahii nmemtuma superglue haongei Sipendi ujinga mimi
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Chizi kaanguka toka kwenye gorofa fasta watu wakamfuata kumsaidia wakamuulza VP IMEKUAJE?
Chz akajbu: ”HATA CJUI NA MIE NDO NAFIKA SASA HIVI
Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti ” nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz””!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi “nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!” Akanjbu “elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi” Mtuhurumie jamani 😂😂😂
😆😆 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jamaa kagombana na mkewe, akasusa kula🍽🍨 kurudi kazini kamkuta mkewe amevaa kanga imeandikwa ukisusa wenzio wala ilipofika asubuhi mke akavaa kanga imeandikwa ukitoka 🚶🚶mwenzio anaingia💃💃
jamaa akagoma kwenda kazini 😬😬 mke akabadili kanga na kuvaa iloandikwa nimemdhibiti ndo mana hatoki🚷 jamaa akaenda kuomba ushauri kwa rafiki yake akaambiwa twende nyumbsni kwako, walipofika walimkuta mke kavaa kanga imeandikwa ulidhani rafiki yako kumbe adui yako🤔🤔 jamaa akaamua kusafiri siku tano ili kupunguza hasira. Aliporudi akamkuta mke amevaa kanga imeandikwa ni bora nimpe jirani kuliko kiozee ndani
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hata kama hupendagi ujinga kwa maneno ya kwenye kanga utasanda tu
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