Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie
lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema
hataki tena kujiunga fb!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu
STATUS ZA WAZUNGU kwenye Whatsapp vere vere kliaaa…
👉sick
👉at movie 👉 in a meeting2
👉 kind of happy,, 👉busy,,
👉available
👉Driving
👉sleeping
STATUS ZA WABONGO SASA MBUTA NANGA MBONGO NGAFU
“Akutake nani una shepu la Kitorondo utaishia kumegwa na kuachwa
“Watu tuna nyota za Chips Mayai sio wewe mwenye Nyota ya Punda,halulaaa”
👌Kantangazeee ndo Kwanza naanza na ntakukomesha Mwanaharamu we!
😍 I love yu so much ur my only one,No one lyk yu and I mean it 🎶 Yu ma numba1 ma sweet sweet namba1 roho yangu mama,,
👍 Asante 😍 vimenitoshaaa tena kama ulijua 😘😘😘😘😘,
💪 unajifanya simba kumbe nyau mimi ndo maji kama hujanioga utaninywaa,
🙈 nauza Ubuyu kwa bei nafuuu kama unataka inbox me plz
😔 poleee jaman utapona wangu,,,
💪 utalijua jiji na chuki zako walingia na tako wakati hadi nyani analo kitu sura dada…
😡 usinisemeshe usiniongeleshe tena utaniambia vizur ulikuwa wapi..
😷 mdomo kaumbiwa mwanadamu ongeeni nyie me sijali ya wanafiki nafanya yangu huna hadhi ya kujibiwa na mimi
pamoja na ya kwako uloweka🙈😆😆😆
Kama ni ubahili hapa umezidi
mdada Bby naomba hela nimpeleke mdogo wangu hospital kang’atwa na nyoka
JAmaa embu mpe huyo nyoka cm niongee nae.. maisha yanakaba..😂😂
Tafakari na ujumbe huuuu!!!…
DAKTARI :- Unajisikiaje?
CHIZI:-Kila siku naota nyani wanacheza mpira wa miguu.
DAKTARI :- Nitakupa dawa leo hautaota tena.
CHIZI:-hiyo dawa nipe kesho sababu leo wanacheza fainali. na nilibet
😂😂😂😂
Kitambo tukiwa watoto ulikuwa unaitwa uje ule kwa lugha tofauti kulingana na chakula kilichopikwa siku na muda husika
1. UGALI NA KUNDE
Mwitaji : 🗣Joniiiii
Mwitikiaji : Eeeh
Mwitaji : Uje ukule
2. UGALI NA SAMAKI
Mwitaji: 🗣 we Joniiii
Mwitikiaji : Eeeh
Mwitaji : Unaitwa na Mama
3. WALI NA NYAMA/KUKU
Mwitaji: 🗣 Joniiii
Mwitikiaji : Eeeh
Mwitaji : Shauri yako!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kumkomoa…
MPENZI WAKO AKIKUACHA BILA SABABU CHUKUA SIMU MPIGIE MAMA AKE MWAMBIE MWANAO AMEKUFA UWEZI…. KULIA PEKE YAKO🤒
Hapa mtaani kuna mwizi sugu ameshinda mil.10 za bahati nasibu ??.
Alipoulizwa atafanya nini na hela nyingi hizo
Akasema anataka kupanua shughuli zake. Mimi sijamuelewa na sasa hivi watu wameanza kuhama mtaa…
😂😂
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng’ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome…
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula….
GIRL: Enhee…na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo
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