Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 24, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
John Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on March 5, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Fadhili (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 27, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 7, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Yahya (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Umi (Guest) on January 25, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 24, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on January 22, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 25, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 20, 2016
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on December 4, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Abubakar (Guest) on November 13, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Fadhili (Guest) on November 10, 2016
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Salima (Guest) on October 22, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Kiza (Guest) on October 9, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 2, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 12, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Mariam (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 24, 2016
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Mchawi (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 3, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Rukia (Guest) on June 21, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 22, 2016
๐ Nailed it!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 5, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Aziza (Guest) on May 2, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Leila (Guest) on May 2, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on May 1, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 24, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐