Short Answer: ๐ค Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! ๐ด๐ข
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!๐ข๐ด๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 19, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 12, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Muslima (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 18, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on December 8, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 1, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 8, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 4, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2016
๐ This is a keeper!
Baridi (Guest) on October 31, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 21, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 14, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on October 1, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Raha (Guest) on September 6, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 25, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Rubea (Guest) on August 23, 2016
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 23, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 19, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 10, 2016
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Amina (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Ahmed (Guest) on July 22, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Mzee (Guest) on July 17, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Umi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 19, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 17, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 2, 2016
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 28, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 17, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Wande (Guest) on May 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Azima (Guest) on May 13, 2016
๐ You got me!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 16, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 14, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 13, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 24, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Hashim (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Halima (Guest) on March 20, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Rubea (Guest) on March 12, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Asha (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Halima (Guest) on January 17, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐