Short Answer: Because penguins have exclusive winter vacation packages to Antarctica! 🐧✈️
Explanation: Birds fly south for the winter because they want to join their fancy feathered friends, the penguins, on an exclusive winter getaway in Antarctica. Penguins are known for throwing the coolest parties on icy dance floors, enjoying the icy slides, and sipping on fishy cocktails. So, our feathered friends don't want to miss out on all the chilly fun! Plus, who can resist a winter vacation when it involves sliding down snowbanks and showing off their impeccable flying skills? So, off they go, flapping their wings joyfully, ready to have a blast with their penguin pals! 🎉🐦❄️
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 8, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Juma (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mustafa (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Athumani (Guest) on November 17, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Asha (Guest) on November 14, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Jamal (Guest) on November 10, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mgeni (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Shamim (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Issack (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
John Kamande (Guest) on October 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 2, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 2, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 26, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Makame (Guest) on September 26, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 19, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Issack (Guest) on September 18, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 11, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 10, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 26, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Mjaka (Guest) on August 16, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 15, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 1, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 30, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 29, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Yusra (Guest) on July 26, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Rubea (Guest) on July 19, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Faiza (Guest) on July 9, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Yusuf (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 19, 2016
😅 I needed that!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 1, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mzee (Guest) on May 31, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Shabani (Guest) on May 23, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
Majid (Guest) on May 19, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Shamim (Guest) on May 3, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 25, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Zuhura (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 16, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 1, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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😄 Too good!
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I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 16, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!