Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 19, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 10, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Fadhili (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 26, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Mustafa (Guest) on February 25, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 18, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Binti (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Jafari (Guest) on February 7, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 2, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Neema (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
James Malima (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
James Malima (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 1, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Umi (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Omar (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 24, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mazrui (Guest) on October 31, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 27, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 15, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 3, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 30, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 21, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Abubakari (Guest) on August 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Masika (Guest) on August 5, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Salima (Guest) on July 30, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Hamida (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 17, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Kazija (Guest) on July 14, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Nchi (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Zakaria (Guest) on July 2, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 6, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 12, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Habiba (Guest) on May 12, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Nchi (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Amina (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 28, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
George Mallya (Guest) on March 14, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 11, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤