The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation:
When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
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😂 This is too funny!
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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🤣 This one’s fire!
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I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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😂 Can't stop laughing!
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I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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