A scarecrow's favorite fruit? π€ Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! ππΎ
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the πΎ emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Yusra (Guest) on May 27, 2017
π Instant mood boost!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 23, 2017
π I needed that!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 21, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Abubakari (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 8, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 20, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
John Kamande (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 7, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Shukuru (Guest) on March 31, 2017
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Daudi (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2017
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Zuhura (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 11, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Fatuma (Guest) on January 23, 2017
π This is too funny!
Rahim (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Amani (Guest) on January 9, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 1, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Selemani (Guest) on October 29, 2016
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Jamila (Guest) on October 12, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Zubeida (Guest) on September 29, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Fikiri (Guest) on September 24, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Farida (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 17, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Latifa (Guest) on August 26, 2016
π This is pure brilliance!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 11, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 6, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 20, 2016
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Jaffar (Guest) on June 14, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 26, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Baridi (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Sofia (Guest) on May 19, 2016
π Best laugh of the day!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Rukia (Guest) on May 14, 2016
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Nyota (Guest) on May 12, 2016
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Chum (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π