Short Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ Elf-abetics! ๐๐
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! ๐โจ
Mwanais (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on September 20, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 11, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 27, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Jafari (Guest) on August 25, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 20, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Yusuf (Guest) on August 12, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 11, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 20, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Amir (Guest) on July 19, 2016
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Shamsa (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 10, 2016
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on July 2, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 26, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 20, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Ali (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 11, 2016
๐ This is gold!
Nuru (Guest) on June 8, 2016
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 7, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Habiba (Guest) on May 27, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 22, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Tambwe (Guest) on May 12, 2016
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Maida (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Rehema (Guest) on April 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on March 27, 2016
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Issack (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Ndoto (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 20, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 18, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 15, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 18, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Faiza (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Maida (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 8, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Shamsa (Guest) on February 6, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 4, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Sultan (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 18, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Selemani (Guest) on January 17, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!