Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Zulekha (Guest) on January 12, 2017
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Zubeida (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 26, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Salum (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 7, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 7, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Omari (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 11, 2016
๐ Instant mood boost!
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 5, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on October 31, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 15, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 23, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Leila (Guest) on September 19, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 19, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 31, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 30, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 24, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Rahim (Guest) on July 31, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on July 27, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 24, 2016
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Kiza (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 15, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 28, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Nassor (Guest) on June 19, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 18, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 16, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 6, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Abdullah (Guest) on May 28, 2016
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 25, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 17, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 18, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 16, 2016
๐ This is gold!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 1, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 27, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 18, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
Husna (Guest) on March 9, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
James Mduma (Guest) on February 24, 2016
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐