Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐ฅ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 25, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Sumaya (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Jafari (Guest) on January 9, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Maimuna (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Bakari (Guest) on January 1, 2017
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Raha (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 23, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Hekima (Guest) on December 12, 2016
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Biashara (Guest) on November 30, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Zulekha (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 7, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Mariam (Guest) on October 30, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Juma (Guest) on October 26, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 14, 2016
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Shamim (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on October 2, 2016
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 1, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 13, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Zawadi (Guest) on September 12, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 9, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 27, 2016
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 15, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 13, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Arifa (Guest) on August 4, 2016
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 29, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Amir (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 12, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 10, 2016
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 20, 2016
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Bahati (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
John Malisa (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 16, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 23, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Abubakar (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 12, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 8, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Nassar (Guest) on March 31, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Salima (Guest) on March 31, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ