Funny Answer: 🧙♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Mchawi (Guest) on November 14, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
Maneno (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 10, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Nassor (Guest) on November 8, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Arifa (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 15, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Nchi (Guest) on October 15, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 14, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Makame (Guest) on September 19, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 19, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Sultan (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Mohamed (Guest) on September 5, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Muslima (Guest) on September 5, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Zubeida (Guest) on August 28, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
John Lissu (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 23, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Amina (Guest) on August 23, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Neema (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 2, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Amir (Guest) on August 2, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Furaha (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 21, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
Nasra (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Makame (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 30, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Maimuna (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 17, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 9, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 5, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Makame (Guest) on May 5, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Umi (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Warda (Guest) on April 16, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Hekima (Guest) on April 8, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 30, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Issa (Guest) on March 25, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Azima (Guest) on March 23, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Hawa (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 7, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Aziza (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 26, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 25, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Sarafina (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 20, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 14, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱