Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! ๐ป
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! ๐๐ป
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Zuhura (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Amina (Guest) on January 4, 2018
๐ Bookmarking this!
Chiku (Guest) on January 3, 2018
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
John Lissu (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
George Tenga (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on October 31, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Zakia (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on October 15, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Khamis (Guest) on October 13, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 10, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Halima (Guest) on September 25, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 4, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Yusuf (Guest) on September 3, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 29, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
James Kimani (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on August 15, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Baraka (Guest) on July 8, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Asha (Guest) on June 27, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 22, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Athumani (Guest) on June 17, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Leila (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Abdillah (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Sarafina (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on May 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Mjaka (Guest) on May 24, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 23, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Warda (Guest) on May 21, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on May 16, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 11, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
James Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 26, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ