The king kept his army in his sleeve! ๐คญ๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Habiba (Guest) on October 1, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 20, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 17, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Jafari (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 1, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Chiku (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 21, 2017
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Mgeni (Guest) on July 28, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Farida (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Athumani (Guest) on July 27, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Sekela (Guest) on July 24, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 9, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 9, 2017
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 4, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 22, 2017
๐ This made my day!
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 16, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Mariam (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 3, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 18, 2017
๐ I needed that!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 15, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 8, 2017
๐ This joke just made my day!
Khalifa (Guest) on May 2, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Mazrui (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Fikiri (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 19, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Muslima (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 13, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Nuru (Guest) on April 5, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 30, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 14, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 12, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2017
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Nashon (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Mchawi (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Baraka (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 27, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 27, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐