What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

Khatib (Guest) on February 24, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 23, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Baridi (Guest) on January 20, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 17, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Ahmed (Guest) on January 16, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 12, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Tambwe (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Raha (Guest) on December 11, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mariam (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mjaka (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Khalifa (Guest) on November 21, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mazrui (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 13, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 12, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

John Lissu (Guest) on November 8, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 2, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Amani (Guest) on November 1, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mjaka (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 19, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Zakaria (Guest) on September 12, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 8, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nasra (Guest) on August 27, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mzee (Guest) on August 27, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 22, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Shukuru (Guest) on August 17, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 10, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 28, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mustafa (Guest) on June 27, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Nassor (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 17, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Shamsa (Guest) on June 15, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 12, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Salma (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 31, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 22, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 15, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 12, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 6, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 24, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Furaha (Guest) on March 5, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

John Lissu (Guest) on March 3, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 2, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 14, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅