Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! π
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! π They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! πΆοΈ
Rabia (Guest) on January 8, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Halima (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 28, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 28, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 23, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Jaffar (Guest) on October 12, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Hekima (Guest) on October 9, 2018
π Best laugh of the day!
Maida (Guest) on October 8, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 30, 2018
π That punchline!
Jabir (Guest) on September 28, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Abdullah (Guest) on August 21, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 20, 2018
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Juma (Guest) on August 20, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 18, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Chiku (Guest) on August 14, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 4, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 30, 2018
π Totally hilarious!
Mwanais (Guest) on July 22, 2018
π Iβm still cracking up!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 20, 2018
π This just made my day!
Mariam (Guest) on July 16, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Amani (Guest) on July 12, 2018
π Nailed it!
Zuhura (Guest) on July 9, 2018
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Salum (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Mazrui (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Jamal (Guest) on July 4, 2018
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 19, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 13, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 12, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Chum (Guest) on June 7, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Kahina (Guest) on May 29, 2018
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Salima (Guest) on May 5, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 4, 2018
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Jaffar (Guest) on May 2, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 1, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Nashon (Guest) on April 23, 2018
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 30, 2018
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Biashara (Guest) on March 25, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Habiba (Guest) on March 18, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! π
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 24, 2018
π I had to share this with everyone!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 6, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 21, 2018
This joke deserves an award! π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 21, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Makame (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π