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Why did the book join the police force?

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Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿš“

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Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 18, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 15, 2018

I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“–

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why donโ€™t skeletons play music in church? Because they donโ€™t have organs! โ›ช๐ŸŽถ

Salma (Guest) on October 7, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ

Issa (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Rukia (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Iโ€™ve got to remember this one for later! ๐Ÿ˜†

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ

Hawa (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 6, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’

Salum (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Jamal (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

Warda (Guest) on July 29, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!

Wande (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโ€™re transparent! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฅ

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Whatโ€™s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฆœ

Biashara (Guest) on July 23, 2018

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Batman, but youโ€™ve never seen us in the same room together. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡

Salima (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

Mhina (Guest) on July 1, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 21, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 9, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

Salum (Guest) on June 4, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! ๐Ÿ˜

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโ€™t know Y. ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿค”

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 29, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 26, 2018

This joke just made my dayโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 10, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ

Wande (Guest) on May 5, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Why donโ€™t koalas make great detectives? Theyโ€™re terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 21, 2018

๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see that coming!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Iโ€™m not lazy, Iโ€™m on energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”‹

Juma (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

Baridi (Guest) on April 7, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!

Issa (Guest) on April 4, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐Ÿฆจโš–๏ธ

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–

Wande (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโ€™s not flying! โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Maulid (Guest) on March 20, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 25, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ

Kheri (Guest) on February 7, 2018

Donโ€™t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Zainab (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2018

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!

Halimah (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 11, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 5, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐Ÿ˜†

Latifa (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I always give 100% at workโ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 11, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 29, 2017

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Arifa (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Iโ€™m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฌ

Mjaka (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Why donโ€™t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŽ‰

Baraka (Guest) on November 18, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

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