The king kept his army in his sleeve! ๐คญ๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 23, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 18, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 9, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 26, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 21, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Zakia (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Mchawi (Guest) on September 5, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Shabani (Guest) on September 3, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Sekela (Guest) on August 29, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 17, 2018
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 13, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Zainab (Guest) on August 2, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 11, 2018
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Masika (Guest) on June 28, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on June 26, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 24, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
John Lissu (Guest) on June 13, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Ndoto (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Fadhila (Guest) on May 20, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 7, 2018
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 23, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Abubakar (Guest) on April 15, 2018
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Hekima (Guest) on April 9, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
George Tenga (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Mustafa (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Rabia (Guest) on March 13, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 27, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 10, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 9, 2018
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 8, 2018
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Rubea (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Majid (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Zainab (Guest) on December 12, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
Rubea (Guest) on December 10, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
John Lissu (Guest) on December 10, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 8, 2017
๐ So funny!
Aziza (Guest) on November 30, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Sekela (Guest) on November 26, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 15, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on October 12, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!