What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! ๐งนโจ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2018
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Khalifa (Guest) on November 9, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 6, 2018
๐ Gotta save this!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 3, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Mjaka (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 6, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on October 3, 2018
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Neema (Guest) on September 27, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Kazija (Guest) on September 27, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Masika (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Halimah (Guest) on September 14, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Wande (Guest) on September 2, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Azima (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Nassar (Guest) on August 20, 2018
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Zawadi (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Mchawi (Guest) on August 9, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 4, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Raha (Guest) on July 31, 2018
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 25, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Nasra (Guest) on July 21, 2018
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Josephine (Guest) on July 15, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Josephine (Guest) on July 8, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 26, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Leila (Guest) on June 23, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
James Mduma (Guest) on June 20, 2018
๐ Totally hilarious!
Aziza (Guest) on June 20, 2018
๐ Too good!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 17, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Hashim (Guest) on June 1, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 24, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 24, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 5, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Aziza (Guest) on April 7, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Baraka (Guest) on April 3, 2018
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Hassan (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on March 24, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on March 22, 2018
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Bahati (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ