Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! βοΈπͺ"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Hawa (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Yahya (Guest) on December 8, 2018
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Khalifa (Guest) on November 17, 2018
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 2, 2018
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Fikiri (Guest) on October 25, 2018
π This made my day!
Kahina (Guest) on October 23, 2018
π Rolling on the floor!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 20, 2018
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Amani (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Binti (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 4, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Amir (Guest) on October 2, 2018
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Ndoto (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Maimuna (Guest) on September 8, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 6, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 4, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Safiya (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Ndoto (Guest) on September 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 16, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Abdullah (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Majid (Guest) on August 1, 2018
π You totally won the internet today!
Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Farida (Guest) on July 24, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Ahmed (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Maida (Guest) on July 14, 2018
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 10, 2018
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 9, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 1, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! π
Nchi (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Chiku (Guest) on June 24, 2018
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 12, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 10, 2018
π Iβm dying!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 23, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 21, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 31, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Khalifa (Guest) on March 14, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 13, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Fikiri (Guest) on March 5, 2018
π Still cracking up!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 24, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 14, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 12, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 6, 2018
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 5, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Fadhila (Guest) on January 31, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 24, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³