An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! 🐘🦵
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 18, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 6, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Baridi (Guest) on October 26, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 24, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 21, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Halimah (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 13, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Nyota (Guest) on October 11, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Kiza (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Khalifa (Guest) on October 3, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 2, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 22, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Sharifa (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Maimuna (Guest) on September 12, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Rashid (Guest) on September 9, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Kazija (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 7, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 3, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
George Tenga (Guest) on August 27, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Rabia (Guest) on August 21, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 15, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Nuru (Guest) on August 10, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 3, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 1, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 28, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Sarafina (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 5, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 3, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 1, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Shani (Guest) on July 1, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 30, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 19, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 17, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 9, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 6, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 4, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 31, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 22, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 15, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 6, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 3, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Zainab (Guest) on March 19, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 19, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 15, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 6, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 4, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 17, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 14, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 3, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 31, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 30, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔