Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! 🙃
Maulid (Guest) on December 1, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Mjaka (Guest) on November 15, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Issack (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Fadhili (Guest) on October 29, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 28, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Warda (Guest) on October 23, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Shani (Guest) on October 16, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 12, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Shamim (Guest) on October 8, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mgeni (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 4, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mchuma (Guest) on October 3, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 30, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Farida (Guest) on September 29, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Daudi (Guest) on September 25, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
John Kamande (Guest) on September 18, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 17, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
James Mduma (Guest) on August 31, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 26, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Jamal (Guest) on August 23, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 24, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Shani (Guest) on July 11, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Fadhila (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Ali (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Ali (Guest) on June 21, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
John Malisa (Guest) on June 15, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 10, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
James Malima (Guest) on May 30, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 28, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 21, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Zulekha (Guest) on May 20, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 30, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 17, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 9, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
John Kamande (Guest) on April 6, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 6, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Tabu (Guest) on March 22, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mchawi (Guest) on March 2, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
John Lissu (Guest) on February 22, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 14, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Mzee (Guest) on February 9, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂