Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! ๐๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 5, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 1, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
John Lissu (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
John Kamande (Guest) on February 25, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 22, 2020
๐ This is gold!
Salima (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 9, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Mhina (Guest) on January 1, 2020
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Nuru (Guest) on December 25, 2019
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 25, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Nassor (Guest) on December 24, 2019
๐ That punchline was epic!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 21, 2019
๐ Saving this one!
Hashim (Guest) on December 4, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 2, 2019
๐ Too good!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 2, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Muslima (Guest) on November 27, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on November 27, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Binti (Guest) on November 15, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Kijakazi (Guest) on November 9, 2019
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on October 25, 2019
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Kiza (Guest) on October 24, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on October 22, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 14, 2019
๐ This is too funny!
Zulekha (Guest) on October 3, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Mzee (Guest) on September 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Chiku (Guest) on September 3, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on August 8, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 6, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Nashon (Guest) on July 25, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
George Mallya (Guest) on July 24, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 17, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Athumani (Guest) on July 7, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 28, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 20, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Issack (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Zakaria (Guest) on June 11, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 6, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Nashon (Guest) on May 29, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 27, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 14, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 29, 2019
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 26, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Nyota (Guest) on April 12, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Athumani (Guest) on March 28, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 26, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐