The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" ๐บ๐
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! ๐๐ถ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 25, 2019
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Kassim (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Tabu (Guest) on November 7, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 21, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Leila (Guest) on October 10, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 5, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Nyota (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Biashara (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 17, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Halima (Guest) on September 16, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Khalifa (Guest) on September 8, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Habiba (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 1, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 26, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 25, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 24, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 21, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 10, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 31, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Bahati (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 28, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 27, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Bakari (Guest) on July 26, 2019
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Sekela (Guest) on July 14, 2019
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Mustafa (Guest) on July 13, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 11, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Yusuf (Guest) on July 9, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Yahya (Guest) on July 9, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 7, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Mjaka (Guest) on July 2, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Rahma (Guest) on June 21, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 6, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Zainab (Guest) on June 6, 2019
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 4, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on June 2, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 27, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 24, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 21, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on April 29, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Arifa (Guest) on April 25, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 29, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 19, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 14, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 6, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐