Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! 🌼🥦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? 😄
Fadhili (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 3, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
John Lissu (Guest) on April 2, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Fikiri (Guest) on March 11, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 28, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Makame (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 24, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Nchi (Guest) on February 21, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Binti (Guest) on February 13, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2020
😂 So funny!
Mzee (Guest) on January 24, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 23, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 18, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
Mariam (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Josephine (Guest) on January 15, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
Jamila (Guest) on January 8, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 23, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 16, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 7, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 5, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 5, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 30, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Amani (Guest) on November 19, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Muslima (Guest) on November 15, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 24, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Shamim (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Sultan (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 15, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Mustafa (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Mazrui (Guest) on October 13, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Maimuna (Guest) on October 2, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Arifa (Guest) on September 29, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 28, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 21, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 8, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Salma (Guest) on September 8, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 7, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 26, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Zubeida (Guest) on August 19, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 7, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 28, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Sumaya (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Fadhila (Guest) on July 16, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 11, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Shamsa (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 23, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 15, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Chum (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 23, 2019
😂 This is too funny!