Mwanais (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

John Kamande (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Kassim (Guest) on November 1, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 30, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 24, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 17, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 13, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 12, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 11, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Bahati (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 5, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Omar (Guest) on September 20, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jafari (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Salima (Guest) on September 9, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

John Kamande (Guest) on September 9, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 26, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 23, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Safiya (Guest) on August 14, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Issa (Guest) on July 31, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 31, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Rabia (Guest) on July 21, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Nassor (Guest) on July 21, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 5, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ali (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 14, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Khamis (Guest) on June 11, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 5, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

James Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Nassar (Guest) on May 30, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 26, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Bahati (Guest) on May 19, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 13, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 1, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Hamida (Guest) on April 29, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Baridi (Guest) on April 24, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 23, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 16, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Bakari (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on March 4, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Khatib (Guest) on March 3, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 1, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 23, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Bahati (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 31, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Zulekha (Guest) on January 29, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 24, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Kahina (Guest) on January 21, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️