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Why was the computer cold?

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Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธโ„๏ธ


Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.

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Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 1, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐Ÿโœ‚๏ธ

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Why donโ€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyโ€™d crack each other up! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿคฃ

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 25, 2020

Iโ€™d agree with you but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Khamis (Guest) on September 25, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Rahma (Guest) on September 23, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐Ÿ•โœจ

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 22, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ

Biashara (Guest) on September 4, 2020

๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta save this!

Omari (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 22, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ

Abubakari (Guest) on August 21, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 16, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโ€™t peeling well! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค’

Makame (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Chiku (Guest) on August 2, 2020

๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!

Hassan (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 1, 2020

๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!

George Tenga (Guest) on August 1, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

Juma (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ˜‚

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 22, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ™

Maulid (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I didnโ€™t see that punchline comingโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

John Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 9, 2020

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 15, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ”ฅ

Kassim (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿด

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐Ÿงฆโ›ณ

Juma (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ•

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 21, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐Ÿช‚๐Ÿคฃ

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†

Wande (Guest) on May 14, 2020

Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค

Yahya (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 27, 2020

I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Zuhura (Guest) on April 26, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Mariam (Guest) on April 11, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโ€™re always catching bugs! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 25, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Zawadi (Guest) on March 17, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 14, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ผ

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”

Kahina (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 24, 2020

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Iโ€™ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 11, 2020

๐Ÿคฃ That punchline was unexpected!

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Sometimes I drink waterโ€”just to surprise my liver. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‚

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 11, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโ€™ll go on ahead! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mazrui (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ™

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2019

I canโ€™t believe how funny this is! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 27, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 23, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ…

Ndoto (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

Kahina (Guest) on December 6, 2019

I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

Husna (Guest) on December 5, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฌ

Rashid (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ

Faiza (Guest) on November 24, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค”

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