Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! 😄🖥️❄️
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 1, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 27, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Khamis (Guest) on September 25, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Rahma (Guest) on September 23, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 22, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Biashara (Guest) on September 4, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
Omari (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 23, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 22, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Abubakari (Guest) on August 21, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 16, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Makame (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Chiku (Guest) on August 2, 2020
😄 What a joke!
Hassan (Guest) on August 1, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 1, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
George Tenga (Guest) on August 1, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Juma (Guest) on July 30, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 22, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Maulid (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
John Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 9, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 27, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 15, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Kassim (Guest) on June 15, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Juma (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 21, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 16, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Wande (Guest) on May 14, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Yahya (Guest) on May 6, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 27, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Zuhura (Guest) on April 26, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Mariam (Guest) on April 11, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 30, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 25, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Zawadi (Guest) on March 17, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 14, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Kahina (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 24, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 11, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 11, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Mazrui (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 27, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 23, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Ndoto (Guest) on December 7, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Kahina (Guest) on December 6, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Husna (Guest) on December 5, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Rashid (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Faiza (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔