Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! ๐ฟ๐
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! ๐ง๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 19, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 9, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 28, 2021
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 15, 2021
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on January 8, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on December 12, 2020
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 10, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 1, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 29, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Salima (Guest) on November 28, 2020
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on November 5, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 2, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 9, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Halimah (Guest) on September 25, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Asha (Guest) on September 14, 2020
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2020
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 16, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Biashara (Guest) on August 8, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Mchuma (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 4, 2020
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 2, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 30, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 20, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 14, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 9, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 9, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 5, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 23, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on May 16, 2020
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Issa (Guest) on April 16, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 15, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Maneno (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on April 7, 2020
๐ That punchline!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 29, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Sumaya (Guest) on March 25, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐