The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" ๐บ๐
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! ๐๐ถ
Sarafina (Guest) on November 27, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Halima (Guest) on November 2, 2020
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Muslima (Guest) on October 16, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
James Malima (Guest) on October 14, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 10, 2020
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Shamim (Guest) on July 27, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 8, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Mzee (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Salum (Guest) on June 20, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on June 17, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 15, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 14, 2020
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 11, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Masika (Guest) on May 31, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Nyota (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Yusuf (Guest) on May 19, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on May 16, 2020
๐ I needed that!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Hassan (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 8, 2020
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 5, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Maulid (Guest) on March 29, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on March 24, 2020
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Yusra (Guest) on March 12, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 10, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 6, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 28, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 20, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 19, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 16, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 6, 2020
๐ This made my day!
Tambwe (Guest) on December 26, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 16, 2019
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Zawadi (Guest) on December 16, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Mhina (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Sharifa (Guest) on December 4, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 3, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ