Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
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John Mwangi (Guest) on July 7, 2020
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Habiba (Guest) on July 5, 2020
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Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 5, 2020
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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2020
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Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 22, 2020
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Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 20, 2020
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Hekima (Guest) on June 18, 2020
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Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 17, 2020
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Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 8, 2020
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Mgeni (Guest) on June 2, 2020
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Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 27, 2020
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Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2020
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Khamis (Guest) on May 14, 2020
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Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 12, 2020
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Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 25, 2020
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Mwajabu (Guest) on April 24, 2020
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Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 16, 2020
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Irene Makena (Guest) on April 15, 2020
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Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 12, 2020
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Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 24, 2020
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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 20, 2020
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Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 20, 2020
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Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 13, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on February 10, 2020
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David Musyoka (Guest) on February 6, 2020
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Sharifa (Guest) on January 26, 2020
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Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 19, 2020
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Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 10, 2020
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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 5, 2020
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Mwajabu (Guest) on January 2, 2020
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Shamsa (Guest) on November 20, 2019
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Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 17, 2019
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Abubakari (Guest) on November 10, 2019
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